Bad Ad Stars

I guess they are going for a 1960’s movie look, but even that doesn’t really work. Randomly swerving down a road doesn’t make a whole lot of sense if you’re not being chased.

…Because she did. Maybe the fact that this commercial is for some kind of liquor helps to explain the odd visuals.

Man does he look cheesy! Why did they dress him like that? The friggin’ penguin looks more reputable.

I’m guessing this isn’t the first kid to be allowed to Michael’s dressing room.

MANDOM opens the door to the world of men’s really fine grooming. MANDOM, the choice of men with guts, He-Men, men of action. It’s a real man’s cosmetic for real men. Why not try it? MANDOM.

Now that is how you write the dialog for a commercial.

I hate to plagiarize YouTube commenter blind51de, but he summed up these MANDOM commercials better than I ever could when he said, “So manly I grew another cock.”

Watch this commercial starring Madonna, and remember that it is for high rise living. What about this commercial would encourage anyone to buy one of these condos? The creepy music? The creepy tree? Madonna rubbing herself? What do you think?

The mere mention of Jeff Martin’s name almost causes an old man to choke to death. That’s how good he is.

I’ve never played professional football, but I really doubt that non-precription pain killers would help a professional football player a whole lot. In this Nuprin commercial Jim Kelly tries to convince the audience otherwise. Maybe if he wasn’t such a pussy the Bills wouldn’t have lost 4 Super Bowls in a row.

Of course I am talking about Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! I’m not sure how the English voice-over helps the commercial, but any time you get Tyson looking like a badass it is a good thing. Fuck Mr. Dream.